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Sunday, November 8, 2009

Off The Shelf: Fear(s) of the Dark (2008)

Chuck Burns' Fear(s) of the Dark (2008)

Chuck Burns, a man, in between touring with his hilarious family-values oriented magic shows, found some spare time to create a painstakingly rendered animation that he likes to call I Love Everybody So Much I Could Seriously Pee Myself (3011). Some might say.

Chuck Burns' Fear(s) of the Dark (2008)
A man, not Burns, discovers even more important things in a laboratory.

Suddenly, this animation was stolen by evil Frenchmen and shamelessly re-titled Ohhhhhh Snap, Cuz!: Back To Barber Skool (1993). Which, maybe to some, seems kind of hard to see happening, in retrospect. It was heard, once. Perhaps.

Chuck Burns' Fear(s) of the Dark (2008)
Another man, not Burns, makes an important discovery in a laboratory.

But, it could be said, Mr. Bruins recently enjoyed using his terrific mental powers to make intricate graphic novels and animation. Which, Bunson was immediately arrested and then justly tried for, in absentia, before being sentenced to Life in prison. Best of luck to you, Mrs. Burke!


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